Felix Culpa
'Don't be a fool for the Devil, darling, unless he treats you a damnsight better than the Almighty!'
O, what a Fortunate Fall...
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richardgereshift:why is this so funny to me ksldjf;sd
I laughed, therefore I reblogged.
(Source: damnthatswhack, via stormyteacup)
squiiiije:In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
Doesn’t he also say she’s wearing sweatpants? Definitely got four legs.
(via -treadsoftlystranger)
howdomermaidsfuck:ill bet that in hell you have to take whatever you plan on wearing out of the dryer early so that its still a little bit wet and then put it on
(via ihasnoafroanymore)
(via ihasnoafroanymore)
PLEASE DO THIS
“Go to Google Translate; Copy this text:
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Pick German as the ‘from’ language; Press the ‘Listen’-button”
Only, Google is one step ahead, and the hover-over text for the button changes from “listen” to “beatbox”, lol!
(via iandsharman)
themidnightfog:myamelia:verokitty724:skeleton-gaga:pancakefairy:dekutree:This track here is not a song, nor a tune. It is a sound. A sound compiled by satanists in the early 12th century to open a door to hell to willingly given their souls to Lucifer. A sound used in 13th centure Europe during Excorisms to open the gates of hell in order to send the demon within someone back to its origins. This track is a danger to play for when it opens the gates of hell, it allows demons to enter wherever you are. Play at your own risk!!! There are certain “safe” zone where this track will not play at all and these zones are usually holy places such as churches where demons would not dare to lurk.
jeszing:hi im the new foreign exchange student nice 2 meet u
For some reason, this reminds me of my housemate Justin. Hi Justin.
(via allbrotnarsramblings)
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via stormyteacup)
iandsharman:Samuel L Jackson has had enough of being asked about motherfuckin’ snakes while he’s on a motherfuckin’ plane!
(Source: unukki)
WAIT A MINUTE. IT SAYS HERE WE NEED TO REDEFINE PATRIARCHY CATEGORICALLY TO ALLOW ANALYSIS OF MULTIPLICATIVE INTERSECTIONAL DOMINATION STRUCTURES FOCUSED AROUND (AND POSSIBLY FILTERED THROUGH) NODAL POINTS OF SUBJECTIVE PRIVILEGE, ALLOWING US TO UNDERSTAND AND HOPEFULLY INVERT MYRIAD HEIRARCHIES OF SYSTEMICALLY INSTITUTIONALIZED AND INTERNALIZED OPPRESSION.
Sounds lame.
I BELIEVE THAT’S A NODE OF ABLEISM.
(such a cute shot!)
Vaguely threatening letters from children.
(Source: mehreenkasana, via sineadmarguerite)
shewhodoesnot:This is the internet.
(via -treadsoftlystranger)
bigredrobot:Three Word Phrase.
(Source: threewordphrase, via driftingdiscourse)
England in a picture
(Source: cjmb, via pipedreamfantasy)
