Felix Culpa

N: I'm hot one minute, cold the next. Cold without my cardi, too hot with it

B: um.. put something thinner than a cardigan on

N: I haven't got anything, lol

B: you telling me you have NO clothes whatsoever..

N: Not thinner than this cardi, lol.

B: ABIGAIL. WHY HAVEN'T YOU TOLD ME YOU BECAME A NUDIST

N: Because I didn't want to put you off your studies with thoughts of my pale nakedness

B: it's a good thing my term has finished

N: I knew you'd be driven to distraction