
B: I just have a Mr Darcy fetish
N: so watch Bridget Jones, lol
B: He doesn't have the sideburns it that...or the um.. 'cup'
N: cup?
B: penis cup
N: >.< So what you're telling me is that, in men, you look for sideburns and penis cups?
B: Hahaha. Nope. Mmmm.. penis cups..they would be horribly hairy..
N: ...what? Why would a penis cup be hairy? Am I missing something?
B: Ask me how much German I've done in the past week
N: Is this going to be answered rudely?
B: enough to have verlieren my mind
N: verlieren? What?
B: lost
N: I do not understand what this has to do with the hairness of penis cups o.O
B: beeeecaaaause pubic hair is a funny type of hair..
N: ...right?
B: it's probably best if I go to bed now
N: Possibly, yes
B: and I have to wake up very early
N: I have no clue what just happened here. But I do love you.